The-Panorama-Yawn-and-Cleaning-Maneuver (5/12/15)

Why just yawn when you can yawn and start getting washed up for the day? This is the question that Emily asked herself this morning. The answer she arrived at? There is no good reason to just yawn. Consummate innovator that she is, she combined her morning yawn with her regular ablutions to result in a revolutionary wake-up-and-get-ready-for-the-day-maneuver: The-Panorama-Yawn-and-Cleaning-Maneuver.

To accomplish The-Panorama-Yawn-and-Cleaning-Maneuver Emily goes through a few easy steps, listed below. Our reporter on the ground was lucky to capture this first iteration of this maneuver; one that is sure to soon be sweeping the nation.

How to Accomplish The-Panorama-Yawn-and-Cleaning-Maneuver:

1. Wake up. It's harder than it sounds.

2. Begin the Yawn Launch Process. This has been detailed in previous posts, but it is very important to execute the yawn part of this endeavor properly because it is the awakening foundation on which this day preparing building of maneuver is built.

3. Harness the Lip Lick. At the end of every yawn, there is a lip lick. The-Panorama-Yawn-and-Cleaning-Maneuver harnesses that movement and mobilizes it to begin cleaning the rest of the body. This is where it really takes off.

Emily flawlessly executing The-Panorama-Yawn-and-Cleaning-Maneuver: