Couch Defense 101 with Professor Slow Mo Cat (5/11/15)

Emily continues her informative series "101" (click here for box defense and cleanliness tips) with this useful how to on defending a couch. There are many threats to couch supremacy, all of which can be dismissed with judicial application of the following technique: The Wait and Pounce.

Why wait, you ask? Well, any threat to a couch has to be properly assessed before the response can be effectively devised and implemented. Emily usually waits until the last possible second to spring into action. This not only gives her enough time to respond to the threat properly, but also allows her to catch the threat unawares. Most often, the threat to her couch dominion is from The Rainbow Snake. Here, Emily knows she has the high ground so, she waits and watches as TRS wriggles his dastardly way across the couch. Then, just as TRS is about to escape to freedom, SHE POUNCES! Ba-bammo! Nothing TRS can do to escape! Emily aka professor Slow Mo Cat takes TRS down once again. A victory for Emily!

Emily demonstrates the Wait and Pounce: