Disguised Jump (3/21/15)

Emily is a leaping legend. She scales tall tables in a single bound, leaps across impossible chasms, and generally makes it from point A to point B in fine aeronautical fashion. Today, however, she did something that was impressive even by her high standards. She disguised her leap so thoroughly, even the most careful observer would not have known her intentions before she was in the air.

One witness provided this testimony:

"She stood, silent and staring, then, suddenly, in the blink of an eye, without any warning or indication of what she was about to do, she was up. I mean, waaaaayyyy up. She was just VOOP there."

Another gave this account:

"Well, what had happened was, she was in the box, right? Then all of a sudden WAH-BLAMO she was jumping, like, in the air and whatnot. Then she landed like nothing had happened. It was crazy. And I mean crazy. I've seen some things, man, but this was one of the most out there things I have seen. Like, I was at Woodstock and I drank the water and brother, this was wilder than when Jimi Hendrix, Joe Cocker, and Santana appeared to me in a vision as three headed lizard monsters with purple skin and started jamming in my tent."

For her part Emily was fairly tight-lipped about the whole thing:

"I do what I do."

Full disguised jump: