The Couch has long been a sovereign state. Its pillow overlord, Pillow Prime, has held monarchical sway over all proceedings within its borders. Pillow Prime's fluffy, deceptively cuddly dominance was complete. Until now. Emily, in high dudgeon, her ire at the max, took it upon herself to free this land of comfort. Out of nowhere, as The Rainbow Snake makes its nefarious way across The Couch, she springs viciously, swiping with such force that she not only catches The Rainbow Snake, but snags Pillow Prime, the ruthless ruler of The Couch. Within seconds, both The Rainbow Snake and Pillow Prime are at her mercy. Hand-talons and mouth-knives on full display, they do not stand a chance.
Now that The Couch has been freed from Pillow Prime's dastardly rule, Emily has taken up residence as the popularly elected ruler (she got 6 votes, one from every non-Pillow Prime pillow). She does not spend all of her time "in country" (her term for sleeping/standing on The Couch) she does take a great deal of time out of her busy schedule to be among her chosen people.
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