Two Legged Terror (3/26/15)

When in pursuit of her goals, Emily sometimes takes extraordinary measures. She has been known to leap great distances, scale great heights, and melt even the hardest hearts. Occasionally she does something so beyond the usual that it has to be seen to be believed. Once in a great while something will come along that she desires so greatly she will extend her body's reach and become, for a few magical seconds, a Two Legged Terror.

Stretching her neck and angling her upper body while remaining perfectly balanced, she lifts effortlessly supported by only half the usual number of feet. Eyewitnesses are regularly astounded by the feat. Our reported on the ground captured these accounts:

Eyewitness #1:
"It was like watching a Zebra play tennis. I had never seen anything like it. So graceful and so unexpected."

Eyewitness #2:
"I didn't see anything man. I don't know anybody, I don't have anything, and I definitely have not been near the corner of Hemlock and Pine. Nothing to see here. I'm not even sure who Gregory F. Thompson is. Oh wait...I shouldn't have said that."

Eyewitness #3:
"I was just watching and then, all of a sudden, she was like UP THERE. Just lifted off like it was nothing. I don't know how she did it, but it was impressive."

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