We bring you an update: the second report in our series on Emily Tail relations. A new incident has come to light in recent hours. While Emily slumbered, unawares, her tail, acting seemingly of its own accord, saw fit to not only move around but also to land on her face! This kind of hostility has not been seen for a long time, and it is still unclear how both parties will proceed. Emily for her part was not phased by the tail's movements. It appears that she may not have even awoken when faced with the tail's surprise assault. The tail, meanwhile, when asked for comment on its actions was mute again claiming "lack of a mouth" as its reason for silence.
As the situation on the ground intensifies, we will continue to bring you up-to-the-minute reporting. As of now, both Emily and her tail are enjoying more rest, and tensions, though running high, are not worsening. We are pleased to announce that we can bring you EXCLUSIVE slow motion video of this second infraction by the tail on the sovereign territory of Emily's head. At the time of writing it is unclear if further aggression will occur. Rest assured that if it does, the intrepid reporting team at My Slow Mo Cat will be present to bring you the latest.
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