Wednesday, April 1, 2015

A FANGtastic Nap (4/1/15)

Emily thinks it is important, even when sleeping, to keep the world well aware of her deadly capabilities. This is why, in the depths of her deepest slumbers, she has one of her majestic fangs exposed. Any unsuspecting wanderers who come across her will not only be stunned by her radiant beauty and exceptional softness, but they will also be informed that she is not a cat-dragon to be poked. After curling her body into an optimal sleeping position, Emily burns a fraction of a calorie bringing back her upper lip a fraction of an inch, exposing her incisor. Like her noble saber-toothed ancestors, she is a feline to be reckoned with. The slightest wrong movement on the part of a back woods adventurer, and she can spring into action.

It is said that long ago, in the days of Marco Polo, European explorers wandering the depths of the jungles of Asia for the first time, came across a new species of tiger. Small and seemingly innocuous, these creatures lived free and wild. The travelers, without precaution, approached them, only to find that their sweet exteriors belied a steely center comprised of raw predatory instinct. These travelers were never seen again, and those creatures lived on for many generations. It is believed that Emily is one of their direct descendants.

Full video of the Intimidation Nap:


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