Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Everybody Flap Your Ears! (4/29/15)

While at rest today, Emily felt something tickling the sensitive hairs inside her ear. It is unknown if it was an errant bit of dust, a sudden wind, or one of her own hairs that perpetrated the intrusion. Whatever it was, Emily knew she was more than a match for its nefarious plans. She didn't even need to deploy her paws to deal with the unexpected intruder. Deftly flicking her ear, she artfully dislodged whatever had caused her the momentary discomfort and continued resting as though nothing had happened. The moral of the story is: If something gets in your ear, rather than totally freaking out about it and being all like, "OH MY GOD THERE IS SOMETHING IN MY EAR GET IT OUT GET IT OUT LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME I AM SO INCONVENIENCED AAAAHHHHHHH" maybe just flap your ear and it will take care of everything. There is probably a larger lesson about life in there, but I'll leave that for you to find.

Ear Flap:


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