Monday, April 6, 2015

The Dark Hunter in Repose (4/6/15)

As has already been established, poachers of the world need beware, a force for good stalks the night: The Dark Hunter. But, this hero also needs rest. Using state-of-the-art technology and finely honed detective skills, My Slow Mo Cat can exclusively reveal footage of The Dark Hunter sleeping.

The Dark Hunter is not easy to find. She (or he, but we are like 99.99999999999%/100% sure that it's a she) leaves no trace except for the scattered camps of her prey. After searching the lowlands, an expedition to higher terrain finally yielded results and her "Slumber Lair" (as she, yes we are just going to go with she, calls it). With infrared lights on the cameras and total silence imperative our reporters snuck as close as they could to where she was resting. At first all they could see was a tail, but soon a fully formed body emerged one that even in deepest rest bespoke natural power, grace and beauty. It is with the presentation of this footage that we can exclusively reveal that The Dark Hunter, bane of poachers and enemy to animal injustices everywhere does, in fact, sleep.

Full video of slumbering:


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