Tailmageddon 4: Cessation of Hos(tail)ities (4/4/15)

Emily and her Tail have been in an escalating conflict, which has been covered in depth by My Slow Mo Cat. Our reporter on the ground documented the first signs of trouble, the first strike, and the height of the confrontation. Now, we can offer this exclusive footage of what is believed to be the final chapter in the Tailmageddon story: the cessation of hos(tail)ities, and the reconciliation of both parties.

Emily and her Tail, at odds for so long were seen in the early hours of this morning, bathed in light, wrapped in what appeared to be a warm embrace. Sources on the ground tell us that during the night, Emily and the Tail came to an understanding that their fates were inextricably linked so, rather than struggled on and on through time, an unstoppable force and an immovable object, they should come to an understanding and find a means of co-existence. As of this writing it is unknown how that agreement was reached. When asked for comment Emily said simply, "meow" and the Tail, for its part did not issue any statement with those close to the Tail again citing "lack of a mouth." This truce has been in effect less than 24 hours, but both parties are hopeful that it will last a lifetime.

EXCLUSIVE video of the reconciliation: